deductions-of-the-human-heart:

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

Did you mean: Sherlock Holmes. 

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  • baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
  • mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
  • baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
  • mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers
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princessbuggie:

really

princessbuggie:

really

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thetittysheriff:

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WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

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THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

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elemeno-pee:


Lorde wins Best Rock Song and is understandably confused

elemeno-pee:

Lorde wins Best Rock Song and is understandably confused

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geeses:

I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then

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tokyotomato:

i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

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thingsididntknowwereerotic:

balanc3andcomposure:

things that make you feel powerful

  • matching lace underwear
  • heels (and the clicking noise they make when you walk and you know you lookin hot)
  • red lipstick
  • perfect coal black eyeliner
  • curled hair
  • freshly done nails
  • cute new clothes

This post is everything I believe in.

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taco-bell-rey:

when people who can’t sing never stop singing

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