straight white boy problems

amerlcanapparel:

when all ur socks are in the washing machine so u don’t have anything to wear w/ ur nike sandals :(

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clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think

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hurrdurrwaffle:

Anne Hathaway, ladies and gentlemen.

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"he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)"
every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)
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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

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bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

image

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justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

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what if

unholymotherofvirtue:

festivekhoshekh:

klaxon-omo:

what if Irene Adler’s phone code wasn’t SHERlocked and he typed it in and she was like omg you’re so self obsessed

the episode would have been 1000x better tbh

#and then she texts him screencaps of the dictionary definition of “lesbian” every hour on the hour for like five days

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bralpha:

okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers

"what the fuck is a nickelback"

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